(now my definition of wackness might be different from another woman’s but uhhh whatever.  That bed becomes a nightmare)

It pains me to admit that I have had my fair share of wackness.  I actually wonder if most women go through this, but in the beginning, my sexual experiences were just awful.  Full of wackness.  Wackness by my definition: The state of being wack.  Having bad or low quality sexual prowess.

Now I’m not promiscuous by any means, I’m actually very selective.  I get bored easily so most of the time, when I’m dating someone, they rarely make it to a point where I feel comfortable enough to engage in anything beyond a quick kiss, if that.

Another reason I’m selective is because I have very good instincts when it comes to recognizing wackness.  Call it… a life lesson.  Here is my list that he might be wack.

1. Nervousness and fidgeting - I’m really observant and I commit a lot of details to memory.  If he seems unsure of himself and nervous during mundane conversation, imagine what this man will say when you take ya clothes off.  A great sexual partner should be able to multi-task while maintaining appropriate focus. 
2. He eats like a pig- If he’s eating like he has missed meals and is sloppy about it?? Mmm.  If he is sitting across the table from you making tons of noise and seems to be oblivious to how his food shoveling looks, he won’t notice that you’re not enjoying his attempts to please you in the bedroom either.  Not to mention he’ll be sloppy, in every aspect.
3. The Kiss- Pretty stereotypical.  But if you don’t really want to keep kissing him, that’s a sign.  If after the kiss you’re not really all that turned on, run.  That moment before you make a move into the bedroom, when you’re just kissing should be amazing. 
4. He has NO rhythm- No exceptions for me about this one.  If I see him demonstrate that he can’t comprehend rhythm, it’s a no go. 
5. He doesn’t. Fuckin’. Listen. - *heavy sigh* (I’m actually frustrated while typing now) Some dudes are just selfish.  No matter what you tell them you wanna do, they still find a way to do what they wanna do.  No.  He should demonstrate an ability to compromise on something.  If he isn’t listening and appreciating your opinions or feelings, he won’t even notice that you’re watching the clock while he handles business. 
6. Boasting- Some dudes deserve to boast, but if a dude is being overly talkative about his “skills” or his exploits that’s not a good sign.  A dude that truly understands how to get you to the O doesn’t need to say more than “I got you”.  Mayyybe not necessarily those words but that attitude.  He should be more concerned with proving himself during the act than convincing you beforehand.
7. # of sexual partners- You take a risk with a dude who has only had one or two partners in his adult life, he could very well be wack.  But, if a dude is in the high double digits, the risk is also very high.  A very promiscuous man hasn’t really had time to learn from his not-so-great experiences.  Those extra-fine, errrbody and their mother wants him, ultra-popular dudes don’t get the truth from their hoes.  Because of their status, women don’t truthfully communicate what things aren’t working so these dudes try shit and get away with it.