January 2011
31 posts
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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Jan 26th
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TMI Tuesday
My friend told me the other day that she masturbates twice daily, and if she doesn’t then she struggles to get through the day.  Whoa. I consider myself a sexually inclined person but I don’t need the O daily, let alone twice.  I’m real sporadic about it.  I go through phases where it could be 3 days straight (tops) to a few months (3 or 4) without it. Also, I don’t...
Jan 26th
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TMI Tuesday
haaaa…awww I know this dude right, I don’t think he is very physically attractive, I don’t like his personality, it’s all bad.  Dude can’t seem to keep his hands off me, it kinda pisses me off.  The other day, a very reliable source told me *looks around and whispers* that this dude’s stroke was something crazy (like… a 10 out of 10) and that his uhhh...
Jan 26th
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TMI Tuesday
Bring it.
Jan 26th
Shit happens
“I’ve been a bad, bad girl. I’ve been careless with a delicate man,  and it’s a sad, sad world  when a girl will break a boy  just because she can”. - Fiona Apple, Criminal
Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
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My Middle Name: Gabrielle →
I was named after Gabrielle Bonheur ”Coco“ Chanel (19 August 1883 – 10 January 1971). She was basically the entrepreneur behind the Chanel brand.  To be perfectly honest, until very recently I used to HATE my name.  I thought it was gaudy, ghetto even.  To make matters worse, I have never met a Chanel that I liked.  I felt like my mother didn’t put in serious effort before...
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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WatchWatch
wowzerbob: Skyzoo Langston’s Pen Produced by Illmind Nellybellspeaks: There is something about hip-hop and black and white music videos that I love.  It just feels good.  Also, Skyzoo flaunting his AP English credits is real cute to me
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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O_o Wat.
Her: Penguins are not birds
Me: Wat...
Her: Because they don't fly and shit, how you gon' be a bird and not fly. They not birds.
Me: You uhh, you know a lot about birds?
Her: I ain't no scientologist but I can tell the difference between a bird and... whatever
Me: Me too.
Her: So I'm right then, penguins ain't birds right?
Me: Based on the argument, that they don't fly?
Her: No... and cause they ain't got feathers or wings or whateva
Me: How about an ostrich? Lots of feathers, huge wings, couldn't fly to save its life... bird?
Her: ... I guess so
Me: Yeaahhh
Jan 19th
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“partially functional, half of me is comfortable…”
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Jan 19th
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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“Now as the lady… I thought that Jungle and Quest and Soul would just...”
– Monie Love ~ Buddy In my top three favorite female lyricists. Haha I remember chasing buddy.  It’s crazy what it’ll make you do…
Jan 17th
Jan 13th
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That awkward moment when you feel like you're...
…these moments give me gumption.
Jan 11th
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“You ask me who I’m stroking now I say that the pool is closed Can we...”
– Wale - breakupsong
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
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shizzyhicks asked: Who's one artist that you would love to see live?
Jan 9th
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Jan 7th
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Jan 5th
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It's Over
I still wake up every morning Quarter to ten I still eat my cereal Right at the kitchen table I can't even remember how long it's been With no trouble staying occupied They ask about you whenever I come around I do what I can not to put my business in the streets Last thing I need is another episode Keep conversations short and sweet cause Cause I'm not coming back I'm closing the door I used to...
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 2nd